It won't have to be the Texas Alums or Boosters who hit them first. The DFW Media Market remains as cutthroat as it was depicted in 'Pony Excess'. If they pick up the scent it will go to ground quickly. Mack Brown has no reason to fear Rebel retribution in his home state. Not like Freeze and company got the goods on them.

I fall into the category of the Bears being Teflon Coated Recruiting Serial Killers. Somebody could film one of their 5 Stars being blown with one hand on the blonde's head holding a crack pipe and the other hand taking a bag of cash from the school's biggest booster - they would still prancercise their way through it.

Meanwhile one of our 3 star kids gets a coupon for a dipped cone at Dairy Queen and our compliance office dispatches a group of wailing women to confess our crimes to the NCAA.