Quote Originally Posted by Dawg61 View Post
Lot of gossip out there that Cann was indeed texting his Cannstress during the actual game. He didn't have enough self control to put the phone in the locker room and he didn't have the ability to tell her to chill on the texting while he had to be a baseball coach for 4 hours. What a loser. Damn dumbass NBA basketball players have like 40 side pieces a month and even they can control themselves to the point of not texting during the damn game. Cann is on a mountain of stupid all by himself. Has anyone checked him for brain damage. That's some special needs level dependency.
Alternate explanation that makes Cannizarro less dumb: he was just checkmated by cascading circumstances. Firstly, this rumored lady is a big catch for the Hunchback, but just an embarrassing “mistake” for Cann. Got to remember that Cann is a lifelong stud-bolt baseball player, not a grimy jock-worshiping football nerd from a little school in New England.

(1) Before the game, Mullen's girl text him, he replies politely, and he deletes the message – the girl is not his type or his preference just an insane groupie that is threatening and terrorizing him with text and calls. He is trying to defuse the bomb by letting the distance between them end what she considers a relationship, but his own phone is now a weapon against him.

(2) Also right before the game, Mrs. Cannizarro is sitting next to his stuff and will gladly watch his phone for important messages and well-wishes, maybe the kids will want to google "Dinosaurs" on-his-phone and Mullen's girl will text again! -Can’t do that, Mullen's girl is too unpredictable! The phone must be RIVETED to his person.

(3) Right, Right before the game, Mullen's girl text him pictures and he stupidly forgets to shut the dang phone OFF during the game

(4) Phone lighting up during a game, attracts attention and Cannizarro notices NSFW pictures coming through...Shit! the I-Cloud! Pictures go on the Cloud! He shares the damn Cloud with a lot of people.

(5) Got to stop the flood-gate and delete pictures! But the game is going On.

(6) Pilkington is in trouble, Henderson must visit the mound! Bullpen needs to be fired-up. But Henderson is looking at Cann to get synchronized on the baseball situation

(7) Young Millennial players know when a dude is tethered to social media and not "RL" (Millennial for "Real Life")

(8) Cann accidentally puts down the phone as the game appears at risk! More saucy messages come in and the phone gets spotted – AND one picture was NOT deleted but accidentally loaded to the MSU Athletic Department i-cloud!

(9) Checkmate, gets fired, BUT owns up to mistake and asks for forgiveness – His mistake is not uncommon, many great men have made it. It happened to Alexander Hamilton and it knee-capped this nation and we ended up with the Slave-Pimp Party ruling the nation for almost 60 years.

The key circumstances that worked against him:
(1) Did not take a leave of absence and act like your dying or something – like a dude named Urban Meyer
(2) Cohen cutting Luke Reynolds loose in 2016– a dude that eats SEC pitching for breakfast – Made the USM series extremely competitive and accounted for more than ? the runs against us.
(3) Playing USM to start the season – you play Siena at home, you will 12-0 and nobody notices your phone situation
(4) Playing at USM’s joke of a stadium means no real locker-room! No privacy. NBA players have plush lockers with proper compartments and ample security around their stuff.
(5) Mullen taking the Florida job and taking his Goomar with him, the greedy hunchback – this put distance with the girl and she felt the need to text more because she sees him less
(6) The I-Cloud!
(7) Mullen’s girl moving to Eastern time, she lost track of when daddy was working
(8) Cole Gordon’s inability to hit – back when Gordon was a bench clown, his antics kept all eyes on him – now a pitcher, his more cerebral-approach is very incognito – made Cann’s phone situation more overt.