I'm gonna lose it!

Working in the healthcare field I see a ton of people everyday. Since Monday the MS born Tide fans have come out in force. They can't spell Tuscaloosa or find it on a map of Alabama. There are more letters in the word Tuscaloosa than teeth in their mouth. Evidently Roll tide is what they scream before assaulting the buffet at Golden Corral. And double wide not only refers to their living accommodations.