So an Ole Miss fan and MSU fan are talking coaching vacancies at church Sunday. I'm not in the conversation, but I overhear it.


Ole Miss fan: Some Ole Miss fans want us to hire Lane Kiffin.

MSU fan: That would be an okay hire for y'all.

Ole Miss fan: Yeah, but I'm not sure I want a guy like Lane Kiffin being the face of our program.

MSU fan: You just had Hugh Freeze as the face of your program. So why are you worried about Lane Kiffin?

Ole Miss fan: Hugh is being framed. Hugh did nothing wrong. Hugh is a good man. Hugh is honest. Hugh doesn't cheat. The NCAA found nothing. We are innocent. Hugh is a great husband. It's Dan Mullen's fault. It's Leo Lewis's fault. Hugh walks on water....................