Quote Originally Posted by Dawg61 View Post
I think Bert wants to get his buyout and retire in Las Vegas eating Circus Circus buffet every morning. His dreams aren't winning football games they are pork chops, sausage links, eggs benedict, prime rib buffets and endless mimosas & bloody mary's. Oh some blackjack and other extracurriculars too. "I got Vegas on my mind baby". Bert is going for 500 lbs without giving zero ****s.
You forgot licking bacon grease out of Jen’s navel. But after this year, the taste of a pork product may be anathema to him.