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    You might be a redneck if

    you take your otter to walmart.

    I'm in East Tennessee on business this week. Stopped at the walmart in Athens, TN to pick up some supplies and as i was leaving, a family came in all dressed in that bright orange UT crap carrying an otter with them.

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    You're supposed to greet him by blowing in his face
    The Liberation will not be televised--- when it arrives like lightning in the skies!

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    I trapped some otters back in the day with my grandfather but dang, walmart, vol fans and otter in the same sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commercecomet24 View Post
    you take your otter to walmart.

    I'm in East Tennessee on business this week. Stopped at the walmart in Athens, TN to pick up some supplies and as i was leaving, a family came in all dressed in that bright orange UT crap carrying an otter with them.
    pics or it doesn't count...
    "It is not courage to resist TUSK; It is courage to accept TUSK."

    No.


    Easy there buddy. Tusk is...well Tusk is Tusk. Tireddawg 12.20.17

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    Quote Originally Posted by TUSK View Post
    pics or it doesn't count...
    I thought about that but I had to do a double take to even make sure i saw what i thought i saw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulldogBear View Post
    You're supposed to greet him by blowing in his face
    Lmao. I'm hoping it was really a ferret, as if that would somehow make it better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Political Hack View Post
    Lmao. I'm hoping it was really a ferret, as if that would somehow make it better.
    Hack, it was an otter. I've trapped and skinned a few of them. They had the dang thing on a leash. Craziest thing i've ever seen.

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    about ~1 year ago, I watched my 2 dogs corner and slay an otter in my "yard"...

    that bastard was "committed" until the end... ferocious...
    "It is not courage to resist TUSK; It is courage to accept TUSK."

    No.


    Easy there buddy. Tusk is...well Tusk is Tusk. Tireddawg 12.20.17

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    Quote Originally Posted by TUSK View Post
    about ~1 year ago, I watched my 2 dogs corner and slay an otter in my "yard"...

    that bastard was "committed" until the end... ferocious...
    You got some bad ass dogs, Tusk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commercecomet24 View Post
    Hack, it was an otter. I've trapped and skinned a few of them. They had the dang thing on a leash. Craziest thing i've ever seen.
    You use conibears, leg-hold, or live trap?
    "It is not courage to resist TUSK; It is courage to accept TUSK."

    No.


    Easy there buddy. Tusk is...well Tusk is Tusk. Tireddawg 12.20.17

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    Saw an otter be-boppin down the highway a few mornings ago...always strange to see on land

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commercecomet24 View Post
    You got some bad ass dogs, Tusk.
    yeah, one's a pit/lab mix (he has zero 17s to give)... the other is a 105# hound of some sort...
    "It is not courage to resist TUSK; It is courage to accept TUSK."

    No.


    Easy there buddy. Tusk is...well Tusk is Tusk. Tireddawg 12.20.17

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    Quote Originally Posted by TUSK View Post
    You use conibears, leg-hold, or live trap?
    Leg-hold and live. Its been awhile, Tusk. My grandpa used to hunt and trap and I helped him when i was growing up. A lost art

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    Damn, I thought this was going to be a joke thread.

    Something like - Two teenagers are making out in a parked car in Gordo. What do you call the fog build up on the car windows?

    Relative Humidity

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrunswickDawg View Post
    Damn, I thought this was going to be a joke thread.

    Something like - Two teenagers are making out in a parked car in Gordo. What do you call the fog build up on the car windows?

    Relative Humidity
    Good one!

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