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Thread: Got any good bama jokes? (Sorry, Tusk)

  1. 11-05-2017, 09:13 PM #1
    Goldendawg
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    Got any good bama jokes? (Sorry, Tusk)

    Here's mine: What do a bama fan and a maggot have in common? They can both live off a dead Bear for 30 years. Hail State and we'll be there Sat night expecting our team to play their A game!
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    You know why they do it doggy style in Alabama? "So they both can watch wrestling"

    Know what they call home improvement in Alabama?"Mag Wheels"

    Know what a Bama fan getting a divorce and a Tornado have in common? "Either way Bubba is losing his trailer"

    Know why OJ moved to Alabama? "Everyone has the same DNA"

    Know what you call a person from Alabama with four teeth? "A show off"

    Know what you call a genius in Alabama? "A visitor"

    Know why people from Alabama don't pick their nose? " They are scared their heads will cave in."

    The reason Jesus could not be born in Alabama? "Because there isn't three wise men and a virgin there"

    Know what the female Alabama fan says after sex? "Get off me dad you are crushing my smokes"
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  4. 11-05-2017, 09:59 PM #4
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    Why do all the trees in Mississippi lean to the East?

    Cuz Alabama sucks.
    "It is not courage to resist TUSK; It is courage to accept TUSK."

    No.


    Easy there buddy. Tusk is...well Tusk is Tusk. Tireddawg 12.20.17
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  5. 11-05-2017, 10:00 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by TUSK View Post
    Why do all the trees in Mississippi lean to the East?

    Cuz Alabama sucks.
    NICE!
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    What has 30 teeth?

    The first row of Bryant-Denny Stadium.
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  7. 11-05-2017, 10:07 PM #7
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    In Alabama ancestry.com and farmersonly.com are the same site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeputyDawg94 View Post
    In Alabama ancestry.com and farmersonly.com are the same site.
    winner.
    "It is not courage to resist TUSK; It is courage to accept TUSK."

    No.


    Easy there buddy. Tusk is...well Tusk is Tusk. Tireddawg 12.20.17
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  9. 11-05-2017, 10:40 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeputyDawg94 View Post
    In Alabama ancestry.com and farmersonly.com are the same site.
    Outstanding
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    Quote Originally Posted by TUSK View Post
    winner.
    I'll take 6 tickets to the game in T-town next year please.
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    How do you castrate a man from Alabama? "Kick his sister in the mouth."
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    Whats the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?
    I-20 and I-10.

    What do people from Alabama do on Halloween?
    Pump kin.
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    If you havhave more A?s on your truck....

    If you have more As on your truck than you did. On your report card- then you may be an Alabama fan...
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  14. 11-06-2017, 01:42 PM #14
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    Have you heard about the new law that was passed in Alabama?

    When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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    Why did they stop serving iced tea at Bryant Denny?

    The student who knew the recipe graduated.
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    Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Tuscaloosa??

    Anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
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    If you see a State fan with a State shirt on, he probably went to State, you see a Bama fan with a Bama shirt on, he probably went to Walmart.

    Straight out the single wide.
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