Welp, its Sept 10 and its the last day of UNM football normalcy for 10 years...

So have an ice cold zima, a few chicken tenders. Wear your red pants and bow ties...go to that favorite bar and tell your homies that your're THE flagship and erybody is just petty and jealous.

Then, go and have a good, long, deep shit in the quietness of your bathroom and contemplate your future as a football wannabe.