You can be funny (or attempt to be), you can be serious, whatever. However, after the WonderWoman rope of truth is thrown around all those characters, what do you think actually happened up in Oxford? Because these are all conjectures, the om shitbirds can't sue us.

My theory is: Hugh Freeze set up a payment system to pay 5-*'s just to visit. This may go on at big-time universities, but it's usually handled by wannabes (not even boosters). At om, it was the coaching staff and boosters doing this. Then, they brought in some "talent" to ply their trade with these recruits, some from Memphis (ie, Out Of State, thus Federal Charges of Soliciting).

Then, if the player committed elsewhere, the boosters/coaching staff blackmailed them by telling them they had tape of their money transactions and "dates". If they didn't commit to om, they threaten to release the tapes and they'd become ineligible.

The ones who went to Michigan, Alabama, Ohio State, Georgia, etc., the Rebs couldn't touch. However, the two who went to The Mississippi State University they decided to "out" because they thought we were "jes po' lil Misisipi State"...not realizing we have a real Bulldog in John Cohen, a politically-connected and saavy President in Mark Keenum, and a completely anal Compliance Director in Bracky Brett.

om is 17ed.