The Shitbirds are completely delusional right now. Their media surrogates are tossing out Chip Kelly as a potential HC candidate. They're pushing the narrative that Kelly will use the situation to get an ironclad, guaranteed contract with everything he wants.

The truth: Kelly isn't touching their job. Neither will Miles or Kiffin, the two other names they're pushing. Kelly & Miles will have offers from blue blood schools on the table just by waiting until November-January. There's no way they're going to a school about to be radioactive and on a de facto death penalty for the next decade.

As for Kiffin, coach FAU for 1-2 years, do a good job, move on to a bigger school. Hell, aTm may be in play for him after the upcoming season. Makes no sense for him to move to the Shitbirds right now, either.

Shitbirds just can't accept the reality of what's coming their way.