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    Things Brent Rooker Can Do That Mortals Cannot

    Brent Rooker could run faster than Bennie the Jet in Sandlot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRef View Post
    Brent Rooker could run faster than Bennie the Jet in Sandlot.
    Does that mean he can get the ball from Hercules the dog before he drools all over it? Because that would ruin the movie.

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    Brent Rooker can kick Chuck Norris's ass!

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    Brent Rooker wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!

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    Brent Rooker CAN believe it's not yogurt.

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