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    Conspiracy Theories on Why We Keep Hev Around

    Put your tin foil hats on boys. Please help me understand why Hev is still employed here if he is so bad at his job. Ready, set, go!
    Death penalty or bust!!!***

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    Hevesy's golf game makes Mullen look like Arnold Palmer.

    Mullen lost a bet and has to keep him until we beat Bama.

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    He's part Indian. It keeps the Scott Field Burial ground happy.

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    It gives many posters on this board something to constantly bitch about.....therefore giving meaning to their life.
    "I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here." -- Arthur C. Clarke

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    I just think it's that Dan and Hevesy are good friends is all it is. I don't think it's anything overly complicated. And Dan probably thinks that he is a good enough OC/playcaller to overcome a bad o-line.

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    Same reason we let you post here. Somebody on here's got to be the one that sucks.*

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    They go shopping for Yeezy's together.

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    Probably thinks he is a great game planner and on the field coach. Thinks we can overcome the recruiting aspect and his offense minimizes the Oline necessity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reason2succeed View Post
    Put your tin foil hats on boys. Please help me understand why Hev is still employed here if he is so bad at his job. Ready, set, go!
    firing him would be admitting the Boards were right and Dan was wrong.

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    So the rumor was that Dan replaced all those defensive guys so we didn't want the turmoil of changing the offensive side then we did it again this year. Does this mean he will be more open to changing offensive coaches this year? If he thinks Hev does that great at game planning and such just move him to an office to get him off the road. Any chance Looney ends up taking over the Oline?

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    There was this one time at football camp.....****
    cautiously optimistic

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    Hevesy is actually Mullen. Finkel is Einhorn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tbonewannabe View Post
    Any chance Looney ends up taking over the Oline?
    Very unlikely. Looney coaches TE's

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    Tim Tebow told Dan to keep him around

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg61 View Post
    Hevesy is actually Mullen. Finkel is Einhorn.
    lol! Very well played

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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Poster View Post
    Very unlikely. Looney coaches TE's
    I was thinking if Hev was moved to the office, Dan might hire a TE coach and move Looney over to OL.

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    Everyone knows that it's because Hev knows the secret Edam cheese recipe.*

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    REC?????
    "It is not courage to resist TUSK; It is courage to accept TUSK."

    No.


    Easy there buddy. Tusk is...well Tusk is Tusk. Tireddawg 12.20.17

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tbonewannabe View Post
    I was thinking if Hev was moved to the office, Dan might hire a TE coach and move Looney over to OL.
    not happening anytime soon. We brought Looney in for his recruiting prowess

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