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    What's the best Ole Miss joke that you know?

    In the fashion of Random Poster starting the thread of "What made you hate Ole Miss" I got to thinking about all the jokes that Ole Miss was the butt of. I know there's a bunch out there that I haven't heard.

    My favorite was always...
    Q. How many Ole Miss students does it take to change a tire?
    A. Two. One to mix drinks and the other to call Daddy.

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    Don't remember the whole joke but the punchline was only whores go to ole miss

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    Hugh Freeze: We do things the right way.

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    ole miss is a joke. Just say ole miss around most folks and they burst into laughter.

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    I was a petroleum engineering major and in my freshman year I met Ibrahim. While I never had much exposure to Islam, I befriended Ibrahim who struggled in his classes. We had a lot of classes together and I tutored Ibrahim for the next four years.

    I always noticed that Ibrahim was never hurting for cash, but at graduation Ibrahim introduced me to his Dad and I was really surprised to learn they were part of the Royal family of Saudi Arabia. His Dad said, "My son told me of your help to him and I want to thank you. I am very wealthy and as an expression of my appreciation I will buy you anything you want."

    I was embarrassed, but I admitted. "I have always been a Disney fan and I have always wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit." His Dad said, "No problem. I will take care of it today."

    So he bought Ole Miss and gave it to me.
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    The Plantation has never won an SEC regular season Championship in ANY men's sport with an integrated team. That defines irrelevance.

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    OM hired a girl's basketball coach to be its HC. Then this coach became a Pastor/Football Coach- that cheated rampantly in recruiting in the name of the Lord. Then OM went on massive probation for the "Lord's work"

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    That Barney has turned the tables on State and that they have videos of Leo asking for money. Thus bringing both programs down but more so us because we paid Leo 80k and they are being investigated for a mere 16k.... I haven't laughed that hard in a long dam time... This was told to me again today.

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