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    SWAG offered date with porn star

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    LOL!

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    Hey, when I was in my early 20's I'd have taken up the offer. Might have to dinner bell it but wth. You can't run when a porn site calls you out. Come on...
    Well, nevermind, they'll probably hook him up with one of the "big girls".
    Last edited by Cooterpoot; 10-18-2016 at 02:55 PM.

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    Can you imagine the Cheaters' PR department when they took that call?

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    I'm gonna say there's a 90% chance Kelly doesn't go in the top 3 rounds of the draft and a 70% chance that Fred Ross gets drafted by the Cowboys in the 5th, 6th, or 7th round

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg View Post
    I'm gonna say there's a 90% chance Kelly doesn't go in the top 3 rounds of the draft and a 70% chance that Fred Ross gets drafted by the Cowboys in the 5th, 6th, or 7th round
    Agree w the first part and um no the the last part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homedawg View Post
    Agree w the first part and um no the the last part.
    Why no on the last part?

    There is a good chance Dak is the QB for Fred's pro day and I'd think Dallas would be all in on taking a player that had chemistry with.

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    As a reverend, wouldn't you want to set one of your flock straight who is on a collision course with harlot babylon ?
    Or is this another one of those situations where anyone would have reacted the same way by trying to fight high school kids ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg View Post
    Why no on the last part?

    There is a good chance Dak is the QB for Fred's pro day and I'd think Dallas would be all in on taking a player that had chemistry with.
    Because he's not fast and avg route runner and can't catch this year. Jmo.

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    That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Getting dating advice from a porn site.

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    It'd be interesting to compare Kelly's lazy eye(s) to Khalifa's nipple placement***

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    Was told by a scout Ross is for a sure a 2nd day draft choice.. Good route runner with good hands and average speed.
    Of course That was before this season began..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mic View Post
    Was told by a scout Ross is for a sure a 2nd day draft choice.. Good route runner with good hands and average speed.
    Of course That was before this season began..
    I think he'all Fall to the 5th-7th round, and Dak giving Jerry the wink. Could be a Myles Austin type for Dallas and already has chemistry with the QB. Makes sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShotgunDawg View Post
    I think he'all Fall to the 5th-7th round, and Dak giving Jerry the wink. Could be a Myles Austin type for Dallas and already has chemistry with the QB. Makes sense
    Ross is on the verge of not even being drafted. He hasn't shown any reliability this year.

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    I feel sorry for whatever poor porn star they choose. I'm pretty sure it will be "the new girl".

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    Someone will take a chance on Ross. I think he can redeem himself with a good pro day and workout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulldawg28 View Post
    Ross is on the verge of not even being drafted. He hasn't shown any reliability this year.
    That's stupid

    Scouts draft players on how good they actually think they are, not how good of a year they just had. Fred is significantly better than what he's showed this year.

    This year will hurt his stock, but that's why Dallas will cherry pick him in the 5th-7th round instead of having to take him in the 4th

    And,if by chance, Fred does go undrafted, Dallas will immediately sign him as a FA. Point is, he's more valuable to Dallas than any other team
    Last edited by ShotgunDawg; 10-18-2016 at 04:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liverpooldawg View Post
    Can you imagine the Cheaters' PR department when they took that call?
    They said all they had taught Kelly was the missionary position.

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    How did this thread turn into a Fred Ross thread? Damn

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    Exactly. So much gold here and it gets turned into that. Come on stiffs.

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