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  1. 01-01-2016, 05:43 PM #1
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    For those old enough to remember Penthouse Forum, an intercepted email from the

    IOWA coaching staff...

    Dear Penthouse,

    You are probably not going to believe this, and I wouldn't believe it myself unless I had experienced it....but I just met the Stanford Football team and discovered the unprotected, unloved, public pantsing and forced anal is embarrassing and not comfortable. I did not know that the Stanford mascot, The Cardinal meant big wood.......


    That 1st quarter was brutal.
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  2. 01-01-2016, 06:25 PM #2
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    Wow. Was cleaning out the attic and just got back to tv. Did they at least get a reach around?
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    Right now the Iowa fans have started their 2nd quarter cheer -

    "D-i-g-n-i-t-eeeee!...D-i-g-n-i-t-eeeeeee! Give us back our Dignity!"

    No reach around but Stanford left them a nice gift on the table and did not toss a used rubber in the whicker waste basket.
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  4. 01-01-2016, 06:47 PM #4
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    feel free to keep this thread going...

    I am more than amused
    "It is not courage to resist TUSK; It is courage to accept TUSK."

    No.


    Easy there buddy. Tusk is...well Tusk is Tusk. Tireddawg 12.20.17
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    This is going to get gross...Musberger starting the Man-love lingo over McCaffery.
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    I guess he realized McCarron's girlfriend isn't interested and is expanding options.
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    He just called him 'The Magic Man' then made another 'stick it in the crease' reference. That Blue Bell I ate is starting to churn in my stomach.
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    Musberger is luv'un on McCaffery's Mom. Run Mrs. McCaffery! Run!
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