Our Oxford cousins are on the verge of nuclear winter.
I feel sorry for Ole Miss fans. A good number of them, anyway.
Their last two coaches took 'em for $30 million and are now burning the program down from opposite ends.
Their administration is still lying to them.
Their affluent alumni act like Dickie Scruggs wannabes
Their university lawyers can't scrub a whore out of a phone list.
Which brings us to what Vitter and Bjork and their squad of legal masterminds are likely hiding in the rest of Freeze's phone records:
Paid sex for high school athletes.
Prostitutes for kids. From a college.
Bye bye "everybody does it" excuse. So long "mean old NCAA" whining.
Hello thirty-year poster child for all that is wrong and rotten in college sports.
Hello Hiroshima.
We tried to warn you.
