H. Swaggart Freeze is in need of a revival

What's he going to do when he asks recruits to walk the isle and give their soul to Ole Miss? The recruits know:
1. Conversations are being recorded
2. Everyone wearing an Ole Miss football uniform will have tire tracks across both front and back of their uniform
3. Financial contracts may not be honored if NCAA is monitoring too closely

The first thing every recruit needs to ask when they arrive on campus is: "Which one of these buses are you gonna throw me under?"

Also, if I chose another school, are you going to have your "Boosters" sue me?

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