Hmmmm
Hmmmm
His integrity.
He thought someone said ass Wednesday and he went to get a "haircut".
What's the percentage chance he secretly recorded today's sermon?
He probably believes that anyone who doesn't believe as he does is going to hell. Guys like him give Christianity bad name. He is no way living as a christian should live as describe by Jesus in the beatitudes and the sermon on the mound. Most Christians don't.
I'm sure his belief system doesn't include such pagan rituals as a church calendar.
He celebrates at Funky's